she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
