This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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