not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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