Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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