Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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