Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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