id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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