My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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