now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
