just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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