Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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