When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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