It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize