Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I had to cum in my sink.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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