Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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