Did you just see the Batmobile???
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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