are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Everclear isn't food dammit
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