Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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