Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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