DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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