Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
COCAINE IS GR8
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