is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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