The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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