No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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