Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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