How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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