I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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