afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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