you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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