Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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