I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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