before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
