I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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