So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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