My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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