Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!