I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?