Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(519): View more from Ontario

what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?

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(515): View more from Iowa

i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days

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(304): View more from West Virginia

hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy

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(317): View more from Indiana

Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.

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(409): View more from Texas

We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.

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(646): View more from New York

congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism

(917): View more from New York City

cool. same. I'm in class drinking

(646): View more from New York

NOT OKAY

(917): View more from New York City

sorry for partying

(646): View more from New York

THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack

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