what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack