She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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