Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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