Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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