i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
