dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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