How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will be naked everywhere
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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