is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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