I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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