We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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