no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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