its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
