Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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