Christians are straight up FREAKS
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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