We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dick very happy bro
i am craving dick and cupcakes
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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