We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm bleeding and have questions
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize