My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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