I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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