Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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