yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish I could teleport
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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