Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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