where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oh god the rape fog is back!
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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